Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Phoenix's tasty treats.

Today at about 6pm Phoenix was sitting in the middle of the floor while Charlie was on her potty. Charlie had taken her nappy-pants off in order to offload a poo.
Teri was looked over because it was so smelly and out of the corner of her eye saw this.
Charlie had let a few squibs of shit plop out right at Feefee's feet. Hysteria filled the room when after a double take, Teri realised what Phoenix was eating.
Phoenix became a little upset when we took her new favorite food away from her. Poor lass
It's meant to be good for children to play with shit, isn't it?
Anyone know who actually said this (sounds Freudian) and why?

7 comments:

Duncan said...

There is some difference between playing with crap and eating someone else's.

I have to question the priorites: when faced with an infant eating shit, most people would have an agenda of keeping the hands out of the mouth first, and cleaning up the shit second.

However, taking photographs of said child with a face and hands covered in shit, hands in mouth? How long does that take? I'm sure only a few minutes, but still.

That's fucking disgusting. Hope the reaction you get from the readers of the blog is worth it.

I am hoping that it's actually not shit and this is just a wind up.

ghg said...

Is this for real? I would hope that this is in fact some wind up to upset our parents.

the Martin said...

These photo's are a recreation of an actual event, the photo's are faked with a chocolate cake.
However the pictures are quite accurate in terms of the mess made.

Duncan said...

she's too young to be eating chocolate!

ghg said...

Was she doing a dirty protest?Jimmy Boyle style? Did Amy pots not have a Jimmy Boyle thing she used to say? Is Jimmy Boyle in any way relevant? Glad to hear it's chocolate.

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ghg said...

Inevitably, this shit talk has got me looking up Freud and Shit. This is great reading actually, I haven't had this much fun since I discovered www.chucknorrisfacts.com

here's the best shit info site I've found so far:
http://www.studentbmj.com/issues/03/06/life/204.php

and one of the strangest:
http://www.poopreport.com/bmnewswire/flushing_freud_responses_to_infants_on_the_pot.html

Just goes to show that there're some real nutters out there, some of who we're not even related to.