Friday, January 05, 2007

Wanted for Arson

After leaving the pub some of my friends noticed that there were a couple of bundles of newspapers outside Starbucks, so in an opportunist moment for destruction they genie'd a few packs of matches, setting fire to the newspapers. They then went to the shops before returning to pub opposite the scene of the 'crime'. Over an hour later they came out of the pub to be identified by one of the witnesses who was still hanging around.
What a bunch of idiots!

During questioning, they asked if they knew Kris Martin - leader of a anarchist terror cell in Edinburgh. Haha, pretty fucked up, I smell a frame job...

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