Sunday, November 26, 2006

The Steall Hut.

Charlie, Grandad and myself are just back from a fantastic spot near Fort William, 'the Ring of Steall'. The name refers of course to the ring of 4 Munroes (7 peaks in all); we were staying in the 'Steall hut' next to the 'An Steall' waterfalls in the Glen Nevis valley.

Unlike a bothy, this hut had a generator and a gas supply which kept it bright and cosy, however it did not have a fireplace or even a wood burning stove which as a pyromaniac, I have to say was a big draw back.

Gas cooker, microwave, kettle, radiators, tables, chairs, flushing toilet are all handy but it really doesn't make up for the loss of the dancing flames that mesmerize and inspire.

Luckily the sights filled that void, the thundering gorge, the snow capped mountains and especially the waterfalls. Although, when we arrived at the car park it was pitch black, there is no darkness like being in the countryside when it is overcast. We had one head torch between us and I had Charlie on my shoulders. The first sign we see as we head down the trail is a warning that this particular trail has caused a number of fatalities because not only do you have to cross a few waterfalls like the one above.

But one loose or slippery rock and it down you go into certain death, there's no surviving that gorge even if you managed to miss the rocks, the noise was deafening. So there we are, me wearing the head torch, Grandad walking virtually blind along the cliff edge of death in the dark blissfully unaware of how treacherous this mile and a half is.

Look how beautifully the force of the water has carved the rock, during the day this gorge really was a thing to behold.

Here was our final test, traversing this bridge in the dark, on the far side it gets a bit dodgy because one arm is stretched out and the other bent in close to you but we made it to the hut without getting wet or dead for that matter.

Got the gas and electricity hooked up, had some din dins by which time Charlie was out of the game, she had done a fair amount of walking on the pathy parts of the walk in and had fallen asleep before I finished reading the first page of 'Beauty and the Beast'.
About an hour after that Mike whom I had met at Ben Alder arrived in, grandad and I had already cracked open the vines.

The next day Mike woke early to do the 'Ring of Steall' (here come the science bit!)
Ring of Steall is the number one classic hike in the Mamore range, and a famous hike in the entire Scottish highlands. The hike runs over 4 Munroes and a number of other unranked peaks. One of the peaks, Sgorr an Lubhair, used to be a Munro, but was withdrawn from the Munro list some years ago. The Ring of Steall denotes a number of peaks forming a horseshoe around the An Steall waterfalls in the Glen Nevis valley. (click on the picture it should zoom)

An Gearanach, 982m (The complainer)
An Garbhanach, 975m (The rough ridge)
Stob Coire a' Chairn, 981m (Peak of the corrie of the cairn)
Am Bodach, 1032m (The old man)
Sgorr an Lubhair, 1001m
Stob Choire a' Mhail, 980m
Sgurr a' Mhaim, 1099m (Peak of the breast)
Mike reported back later that evening that he was waist deep in snow at the peaks, what a nutter...
The Martin posse opted for a more leisurely stroll along the glen taking in the views at a more humble height. Charlie having her first experience of drinking straight from a flowing river, she loved it so much she was trying to drink out of puddles too.

This is probably the most amazing place I’ve ever seen although visiting at this time of year with all the vibrant colours of autumn combined with the crisp clear air really gave it an advantage.

A drunken autumn, staggers raucously
across the crumpled glen,
trailing peroxide blondes with tousled hair
through the amber sheen of polished elegance.

The brazen relatives
also flirt in tipsy invitation
spiralling sassily
unashamed of the wine stains
upon their character.
But below the revelry
shy sage shuns the celebrations
and curls in acute embarrassment
under trumpeting orange pride.

Wind and dappled cloud conduct a wild concerto
over this incestuous orchestra.
But in the distance - by a ruined sheilling,
a rowan tree
bleeds a tragic memory
upon a yellow sea.
It calls to us,
so we accept the invitation
and listen to its silence sung
by the bloom of lichen on a stone.

Then the air splits
into a glut of roaring,
as primeval passions flare across the glen.
Bursting hearts that challenge fearlessly
and juxtapose upon the silence
the focused fury of the rut.

Then the eye brims - again,
but this time crystals swell across the leaden sky,
to spill the vibrant choir of a perfect bow
upon gray satin luminosity.

The entrance fee?
Two death defying miles …
There were no concessions.

Throughout the weekend this was my fire place, the An Steall waterfalls. Oh man, it was pure magic by the way. A picture just can't do it justice, like a fire it's the motion - the dance, which hypnotizes you.

After our wee walk, Grandad and Charlie had a nap while I headed back to the car to pick up a crate of beers and the bag that contained our dinner (this is when I realised the danger we had been in the evening before). When I arrived back I couldn't resist a cheeky wee Stella with a J. I soon realised just how knackered I was and for the rest of the evening regretted not joining the others for a quick sleep.

Here's Mike and Grandad in a trance cast by the watery enchantress while Charlie fights off Snappy the Croc who had been hunting her in a bid to retrieve his teeth from Grandad's hat.

Sunday already and it's time to go, back to concrete prisons and a cesspit of fear and control - what fun! The walk out is easy going; it's only in the dark sharing a head torch that things could have gone very wrong. But isn't danger cool? I think it is...

Monday, November 20, 2006

Seeing Stars

Went to play football last night as part of Matt's 5-a-side team. £4 each for a game of football for an hour on AstroTurf! What is the world coming to? When I was at school, I used to think that £1 to play football at Goals was a rip-off. Look how far we've come.
Having done a fair amount of walking this summer, climbing hills, carrying fairly heavy packs, I thought my fitness would be able to handle it. How wrong was I, I was out of breath before we even kicked off. I knew the first few moments of over enthusiasm would come back to haunt me and after about 5 minutes I was gasping for breath, light headed and seeing stars. My turn in goals I thought to myself but really didn't know if I could make it across the pitch without collapsing. The dizziness and uncontrollable shaking of my hands made putting the gloves on a chore. Even after I managed all that I found that standing was a problem so I held on to the crossbar for support. Recovery lasted ages, mainly because I was hyperventilating, it wasn't until I calmed down and started breathing through my nose that I could breath. I noticed while in goals how shit my reaction time has become although hopefully this was just because I was seeing stars.
I had a couple more productive chances outfield but never more than 10 minutes. We ended up losing but they did have a really good keeper who made loads of amazing saves whereas I made no amazing saves and had a few blunders.
After the match I was shattered, my chest was tight and my lungs were raw causing me to persistantly cough. Even today I can barely keep me eyes open I'm so drained.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Phoenix turns a year old.


Happy Birthday Phoenix! Her birthday was actually the 11th of November, Remembrance Day. This is just me getting round to typing it up. Sorry no photos either, there is some video footage which I am in the process of trying to figure out how to first of all get it in to my computer and then how to get it on to my blog (the google video route constantly snags after my initial success with the piratebay video).

Anyhoo, back to Phoenix...

We went through to Gran and Grandad's house in Glasgow on the Friday. The next day we were joined by aunt Amy (who had been making and breaking little girls dreams as the dreaded dance judge), auntie Stephanie, uncle David, auntie Catherine with little Toni and of course big cousins Patrick and Gary.
The party was fun apart from one black mark, aunt Amy being more worried about her nicotine hit than singing FeeFee Happy Birthday. It's an absolute disgrace Mmmpots take a good look at yourself. I'll never forgive you! but hopefully your niece will, and that all I'll say on the matter...
Phoenix loves a good dance when Happy Birthday is being sung and is beginning to ease all the worriers by being able to support her weight on her legs. She can't pull herself up to stand yet, but can hold herself for minutes standing up.

The next day Grandad Martin popped in just before we were leaving for Edinburgh having just been there himself to visit us (without phoning to check we were in) after returning from Indoauz earlier than we expected. However, my time was occupied by helping my deranged sister in Edinburgh who was on the phone throwing a hissy fit at her computer so I therefore did not actually get to speak to my father, consequentially he is supposedly now in a huff with me.

You've ruined my life Amy! I will get you for this I swear to God...

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Stand up for the Phoenix


Phoenix has finally been able to support her body weight and stand upright, this comes not long after visiting the pedestrian with her who was herself becoming concerned. However, she needed to speak to a better pedestrian before moving forward with anything because she had never seen a baby Phoenix's age refusing to put her legs down when being hovered over the ground. The other thing that was brought to our attention at the doctors was that her head is smaller than it should be according to the doctors charts.

To be honest, I think this is all bullshit. My rationalization for all this is just that Phoenix is developing at a slower rate than the average baby, so rather than comparing her head and physical development with other babies the same age really she should be compared to 8 month development chart in which case she is absolutely fine.

A major break through for Phoenix, hopefully it won't be too long before we see a tooth, hear a word and watch her take her first steps.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Halloween

My uncle Eddy and auntie Sandra came up from Corby to see Gran rock in her band at Halloween.

Here's Gran Rocking.

Dad sporting his bruised puss from being run over and aunt Amy.

A scary looking auntie Stephanie performed a dance routine on the night.

Stewart made the mistake of dressing like all the mutton's fantasy consequently was harrassed with Amy drawing some daggers in the process. I really don't know what Mmpots is dressed as.

Pirate Dad and St. Trinian Gran.

Mum as Tinkerspell (a kinda witchy tinkerbell)

I have a thing for nuns!

Cheeseball...

I was sure that terrorists don't drink.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Taxi for dad


I got ran over this morning for the very first time.

On my way home from Ally's flat, I had to change buses at the bus stop between Tesco and KFC on Nicholson St. I went into the shop opposite to get change for the bus. When I got out of the door I saw the 30 pulling into the bus stop so I ran despite my vision of this side of the street being obscured by a bus at the bus stop as I sprinted in front of the parked bus I heard gasps all around me triggering my spider sense, I tried to stop but couldn't and ran into the windscreen of a taxi. Fortunately I had slowed enough not to get hit by the bonnet. Getting hit in the face and right arm spinning me away rather than throwing me up in the air.

My head felt tight but I didn't notice the pains in my arm until I got on the bus and yes I did miss the 30. I just stood against the wall for a little while centering myself while the taxi driver asked if I was OK. After the daze I apologized for my stupidity accepted a tissue for my burst lip and walked across to my bus stop.

On the next bus I caught my reflection in the window which caused me to laugh because my left cheek had a massive bruise on it. I knew nobody would buy my 'being run over by a taxi' story. C'est la vie.

I will be short of photos while the Grandparents are in Indo. They took back the camera or else I'd have posted my black and blue face.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Steal This Film: Faith healer.

Leave it to the swedish to do something right...
After stumbling across this film I visited Pirate Bay. What a site! I can't believe I am so slow to catch on to this bit-torrent chat. I was becoming rather disallusioned with downloading shit because it would always be on a trial basis and riddled with spyware, searching for something inevitably led to being directed to amazon or ebay. You know what I mean.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Gran takes Charlie to Paris.


Charlie is away from home for her longest time to date, she's away to what was considered to be the most romantic city in the world in the pre-Disney era. Obviously it still has the picturesque buildings, historical sites and, of course, the food.

People flock from all the corners of the world to come to this famous city in search of its legendary monuments, magnificent buildings, aromatic atmosphere and delicious delicacies and er Euro Disney. But will Paris really live up to its hyped-up standard?

We'll see what Gran and Charlie have to say when the return next Tuesday.

Here's Charlie and her wee pal Toni at the Airport getting ready to fly off.

Bon voyage mon petit belle xxx

Amy's Dragon


This is Louis the bearded dragon.

Amy was at first apprehensive about buying this prehistoric monster, because she's a big feardy. The £500 price tag should have been what cast the doubt in my opinion especially since it cannae even eat the spiders that plague Amy's existence. According to the pet shop folk, special insects have to be bought to feed Louis. Mmmmmmm is anyone else suspicious of this advice?

Amy's arachnophobia has now extended to include even the word SPIDER. The harmless little beasties have the power to reduce the once mighty Mmpots to tears. Time to get your head checked Bobbins methinks...

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Bum shuffler.

At the age of eleven months, Phoenix has finally become mobile. She has an awkward style but it gets the job done. Having dismantled the speaker on the CD player, she heads for the camera.





Her legs just seem a hinderence as she pulls herself along on her bum. However, despite her determination not to use her legs, I think that this style of shuffling will still strengthen them...

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

A visit to Great Gran and Granda Martin.

Phoenix took control of the wheel, Charlie was pushing the pedals as we took a trip to Great Gran's.
On the way there, Granda Martin took us to see the kids Christmas prezzi which is a massive trampoline. Meanwhile Charlie takes a drive herself with a jellybaby.
Big cousin Jessica is there to greet all of us. My wee cousin Martin is there as usual but I feared the camera would crack if I tried to picture him so he just gets a mention.
All the younglins on the dancefloor.
The trusty windowledge, I remember the days when it was my seat.
Great Gran and Granda full of pride and joy.