Unemployable?

It seems that I am unemployable, today my boss felt that I had put him in a position where he had to sack me. The reason for me being sacked is still up for debate, to be honest though I made it easy for them by leaving a letter that wasn't very politely worded for the boss' brother.


By the way dickhead, if you don't want any of your staff to leave before the officially finish then you better speak to your brother about paying us for the 15 minutes that we're expected to be in for before we officially start (counting and preparing our float is part of our job so we deserve to be paid for it) Although I imagine that this will be a problem, parting with cash always is. So in future stop whining like a little girl and shut yer hole.
As for the £400 safe-drops, I stopped putting fivers in it like you asked me to do in the first place because your chubby fingers couldn't get the money out. But the next time you moaned about it you claimed the till is only set up for £300 drops (which is wrong). Here's how your till works: When the till has £500 in it, it tells you to make a safe drop (although the till only thinks that there is £400 in it) assuming there isn't a load of extra change, £400 is how much the till is set-up to drop, which I will continue to do until the day I am sacked. When you told me to stop putting fivers in a £400 drop you were being reasonable, when you start whining like a little bitch and throwing threats around, you are not being reasonable. Since I am a reasonable person, I will not do as i'm told unless there is a valid reason (or I am at least asked nicely)

P.S. your a bawbag

Now it's clear to see that I could quite easily have been sacked for a number of reasons - insubordination probably being the chief one...
However, it seems that I was sacked because I brought my boss into it by saying that he should 'speak to his brother' in combination with complaining about the 15 minutes free labour the get from every member of staff, every day - £1600 a year being skimmed off the staff (about 2/3rds of that is from me and Tez).

"When I offered you the employment you said you were happy with the arrangement!
Now I'm not happy with it so I'm withdrawing your employment!!"

Hahahahahahahahahaha but am I bothered?

Another reason he brought up that made sacking me his only recourse is that I was showing my letter to all the regular taxi-drivers that i've gotten to know over the last few months and we were all have a good chuckle, which he took to be at his expense (really it was at his brothers expense). He witnessed it all on CCTV and there was some side splitting laughter from the drivers, especially at the 'bawbag' bit...

Hahahahahahahahahaha good times, fond memories, and I had already said my goodbyes on Friday night/Saturday morning.

He even tried to claim that the taxi-drivers phoned him to complain about me because they're all good friend with him. Aye that WILL be right!!! I know what they say about him. My anti-racism stance forbids me from repeating any of it, but Akbar, none of them even like you never mind call you a friend...Ya big fat Barry White!!!