Policeman stinks.

While walking up the lane down by Grandma's house that runs along the back of the police station. Mum and Charlie encountered a young policewoman who pretended to be a nice person by saying 'hello'

Charlie could see through this facade and replied 'Policemen stink'
'what?' came the reply from miss Piggy.
'Policemen stink of pooo...' insisted Charlie.

What a Star...that's my girl.